JAILED FOR STUPIDITY

You see,
Its like I walk into the office,
Choose a brand new FORD,
And promised to pay later,
I had no documents;
I, a complete stranger;
All I had was well-articulate­d words,

The sales lady was swept off her feet: Amazingly, I drove off with the car;
I am definitely a smart kind,
But the girl,
Brainless, foolish and stupid,

Again,
I walk into some other shop,
Choose a brand new ITALIAN FURNITURE,
I had no dime; but I swore and promised, “Babe trust me na, I go pay later.”
The receptionist,
She found me attractive:
Amazingly, she signed it off;
I am most definitely a crook,
But she is senseless and stupid,

I stroll into her life,
“God said I should marry you,”
I am not ready for marriage,
All I wanted was just sex,

I am the man of her dreams,
So amazingly, she opens her legs;
I am definitely a thief, but she is stupid,
Perhaps, that's why she has remained single,

The sales girl and a free car,
The receptionist and the free furniture,
The single lady and free sex,
They should all be jailed for stupidity,

And I,
For stealing treasures!

BY TEKENA IKOKO
WWW.SBNS.COM